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Sunday, 13 May 2012

What do you do all day!?

13th May 2012
You make mistakes. Mistakes don't make you!
A short one from me today, had a rough night got a bad throat so woke up with my tonsils burning, luckily no white spots so hopefully just part of the head cold and it’ll go away soon enough.  Mom’s a bid dodgy too, so it’s a day of quietness and relaxation for our household. 
I’ve still managed a good hours walk with Alfie which was lovely because the weather is one again superb, after all the rain we’ll take anything that’s dry won’t we!
I just had a delicious breakfast, mushrooms, ham, spring onion and cheese omelette, 10pp of scrumptious which would have been free had I been on a filling and healthy day.  I’m not though because I would eat too much, I know what my appetites like when I’m poorly, I can eat a lot!
I’m going to tinker in my office this morning and enjoy myself, yeah that sounds like a plan.  Whatever you do, make sure it’s enjoyable or necessary, I got the ironing out of the way yesterday so that’s  my housework allowance for the weekend done, I’m not doing anymore.
Although I might be moving things around in my office! 
So I’m off enjoy you’re day, and remember the reasons you joined Weight Watchers, they’ll help you stay focused and on track today. x
And if you’re feeling like an undervalued housewife, this might cheer you up and make you smile;
What Did You Do All Day?

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked:
“What happened here today?’”
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
She answered, ‘”Well, today I didn’t do it.”


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